We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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