her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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