My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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