I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
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You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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Alive.
So much puke
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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