Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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