You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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