You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.