In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.