life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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