BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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