so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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