i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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