dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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