how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I think i got beer on your cat.
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