This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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