Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Congratulations! We have a period
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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