Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Let's get the cat blown out
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?