HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up