But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter