Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It all started with a game of naked twister.