Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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