it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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