BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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