Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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