you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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