found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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