what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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