i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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