Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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