what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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