How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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