She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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