They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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