awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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