We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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