guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
