she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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