I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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How does one acquire holy water?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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