Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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