I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!