So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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