Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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