I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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