Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I got chris browned last night
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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