i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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