I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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