He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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