This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We had to coat check the pizza.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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