You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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