sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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