dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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