i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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