I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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