Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
NoShamevember. You game?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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