Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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